I don't know where to begin, it's been a busy day on people.com and I can't handle the drama alone. Pamela Anderson and the ever classy Kid Rock have decided to divorce, allegedly over the Baywatch queen's role in the recent Borat movie. But no one really cares about old people with hepatitis so we'll move on. Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter have been spotted canoodling at hot spots around the nation, a couple? No confirmation. A more compelling question- if they arm wrestled, who would win? My money is on Jessica, Seventh Heaven or not she scares the crap out of me. I wonder if she'll move to the WWE when the public finally realizes that she can't act. Hilary Duff and Joel Madden may have ended their torrid and illegal during the early stages love affair.
But most importantly, Britney Spears is back on the scene with none other than Paris Hilton. I just don't know what to say. I've never had high hopes for the cheetoh loving pop queen but I thought she'd sunk as low as she could with K. Fed. She's exceeded even my lowest expectations. At least we have her greatest hits album to remember the glory days.
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